A guy with your IQ should have a low voice too!
A sharp tongue is no indication of a keen mind.
It's hard to get the big picture when you have such a small screen.
Talk is cheap, but so are you.
The twinkle in his eyes is actually the sun shining between his ears.
There are only two things I dislike about her - her face.
He is so short his hair smell like feet
He is living proof that man can live without a brain!
He smells the coffee, but can't find the pot / a cup.
He has a mechanical mind. Too bad he forgot to wind it up this morning.
He has a mind like a steel trap -- always closed!
He has depth, but only on the surface. Down deep inside, he is shallow.
He has more faces than Mount Rushmore.
He has one brain cell, and it is fighting for dominance.
A sharp tongue is no indication of a keen mind.
It's hard to get the big picture when you have such a small screen.
Talk is cheap, but so are you.
The twinkle in his eyes is actually the sun shining between his ears.
There are only two things I dislike about her - her face.
He is so short his hair smell like feet
He is living proof that man can live without a brain!
He smells the coffee, but can't find the pot / a cup.
He has a mechanical mind. Too bad he forgot to wind it up this morning.
He has a mind like a steel trap -- always closed!
He has depth, but only on the surface. Down deep inside, he is shallow.
He has more faces than Mount Rushmore.
He has one brain cell, and it is fighting for dominance.
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