Saturday, April 19, 2014

Aurangzeb : Facts about Amazon.com

It’s one of the top websites in the world. If you’ve ever used a Kindle or ordered video games, diapers, jewelry, electronics or any number of products online, chances are you ordered them from Amazon.com. Launched in July of 1994 by Jeff Bezos, the e-commerce company that has forever changed the way we shop online turns 19. –

The company began as an online bookstore. In the first two months of business, Amazon sold to all 50 states and over 45 countries and their sales were up to.

They went public in 1997, with stock shares starting at $18.00.

Founder Jeff Bezos was named TIME’s ‘Man of the Year’ in 1999.

Amazon.com once sold a CD-ROM for $2,904,980,000 and someone tried to buy it. The order was later cancelled by Amazon.

Their first profit was made in the fourth quarter of 2001: $5 million, on revenues of more than $1 billion.

Amazon’s current logo was designed to depict a smile that goes from A to Z. “This signifies that the company is willing to deliver everything to everyone, anywhere in the world.”


Ready to take on the music industry, Amazon launched its own online music store, Amazon MP3 in 2007.

Friday, April 18, 2014

Mustafa Tahir : Emoji, Futebol, and Ghost Plane lead the top trending Words of 2014

Emoji, Futebol, and Ghost Plane lead the Top Trending Words and Phrases of 2014, according to the current word trends in global English being tracked by the Global Language Monitor.   This is a preliminary to GLM’s twelfth annual Word of the Year rankings that will be released at year-end.

“Not only is the English language adding a new word every 98 minutes, but it is also expanding the basis of word creation. The alphabet, itself, is now expanding beyond letters to numbers + (emoticons) diacritical marks + emoji (picture words),” said Paul JJ Payack, chief word analyst, the Global Language Monitor.

The Top Trending Words of 2014 are listed below  (Rank, Word, and Comment).

Emoji — Smilies beware!  The Emojis are now here.  In 500 years people will look back on the creation of a new alphabet:  Letters + numbers + (emoticons) diacritical marks + emoji (picture words).
Futebol — Ready or not, the World Cup of Futebol, Futbol, Football, and Soccer is hurtling toward Brasil
Climate Change —  Two interesting points to add to the debate: 1) The Earth is now approaching the temps of the Medieval Warm Period circa 1100 c.e., and 2) 8,000 years ago oceans were some 100 meters lower than present level.
Ghost Plane — Malaysian Flight 360, now has echoes of the 17th c. ‘ghost ship’, the ‘Flying Dutchman’.
Inflation — OK, so the Universe expanded a gazillion times faster than the speed of light is now a fact.  Way Cool.
Denier — An ugly new addition to the trending words list as it has become an evermore present invective with sinister overtones (fully intended).
Mid-Term Elections — The Perpetual Campaign of the US rolls into 2014, a mere speedbump on the way to ’16.
Crimea — Remember,  Charge of the Light Brigade though highly celebrated, was an unmitigated disaster.
Pontiff — Francis keeps upending convention and papal protocol.
Conscious De-Coupling — Oh Gwyneth Paltrow, what hath thou wrought to the language?
Quinquennium — Or lustrum (either way five-year periods) — preparing for decade-and-a-half terminology as 2015 looms.
The Great War — The centennial of World War I begins four years of soulful commemorations — as the forces it unloosed ripple into (and most probably through) the 21st c.
Blood Moon — Four total eclipses of the Moon in an 18-month span.  Not yet referred to as the  Lunar-aplyspe — but the year is young.
V. V. Putin — Proving to no longer be a Pootie-Poot (etymology unknown), the nickname of George W. Bush bestowed on him.
Chinese —  All things  Chinese are (still) on the rise  Western Powers should be acclimated to this by now.Source GLOBAL LANGUAGE MONITOR

Aurangzaib : Insulting Insults

A guy with your IQ should have a low voice too!
A sharp tongue is no indication of a keen mind.
It's hard to get the big picture when you have such a small screen.
Talk is cheap, but so are you.
The twinkle in his eyes is actually the sun shining between his ears.
There are only two things I dislike about her - her face.
He is so short his hair smell like feet
He is living proof that man can live without a brain!
He smells the coffee, but can't find the pot / a cup.
He has a mechanical mind. Too bad he forgot to wind it up this morning.

He has a mind like a steel trap -- always closed!

He has depth, but only on the surface. Down deep inside, he is shallow.

He has more faces than Mount Rushmore.

He has one brain cell, and it is fighting for dominance.

Wednesday, April 16, 2014

Muhammed Saad : Urban Dictionary

Urban Dictionary is a Web-based dictionary that contains more than seven million definitions as of 2 March 2013.[ Submissions are regulated by volunteer editors and rated by site visitors. Time's Anita Hamilton included it on her 50 best websites of 2008 list.
As of April 2009, an average of 2,000 are submitted every day, and the site receives approximately 15 million unique visitors per month, with 80% of users being younger than 25. As of February 2013, Urban Dictionary's Alexa rating is 845,] with a rating of 396 in the United States and 43,559 sites linking in. As of February 2014, the site contains over 7.5 million definitions. Definitions, from the people.

Monday, April 14, 2014

Taha Nayyer : Web 2.0

Sir discussed the term in class "Web 2.0", I studied and got to know that we are unaware of everything even the things we are using in our daily lives.
Web 2.0 , we are using it for a long time and still we don't know anything about it.
Well, Web 2.0 is the term used to describe a variety of web sites and applications that allow anyone to create and share online information or material they have created. A key element of the technology is that it allows people to create, share, collaborate & communicate. Web 2.0 differs from other types of websites as it does not require any web design or publishing skills to participate, making it easy for people to create and publish or communicate their work to the world. 
The nature of this technology makes it an easy and popular way to communicate information to either a select group of people or to a much wider audience. The University can make use of these tools to communicate with students, staff and the wider academic community. It can also be an effective way to communicate and interact with students and research colleagues. 
There are number of different types of web 2.0 applications including wikis, blogs, social networking, folksonomies, podcasting & content hosting services. Many of the most popular websites are Web 2.0 sites such as Wikipedia, YouTube, Facebook, MySpace, Flickr. 

Thursday, April 10, 2014

Oun abbas "Izzat or Zilat"

Dekhen bheee Izzat or Zilaat to app k oper depend krti hy app jesey kam karen gaye wesey hi app k sath salook ho ga. Jahan tk bat hy Students ki to wo khud aesi hrkaat krty hain k un ki koi izzat nhi krta, is mae kisi or ka kia qasoor hy ???? :)

Tuesday, April 08, 2014

Humaira Salman : Insult Hojae

Bohat se aise talib-e-ilm bhe nazar ate hain ju k apni beizzati karane per amada rehte hain bulk youn kahlein k khud ko is ahsas se wabista karane k liye kahte hain k "AA BEIL MUJHE MAR"
tu yeh k apni beizzati karane ki wajah wo khud hotey hain bus moti aqal mein samjh zara c deir mein ata hai k  sambhal kar qadam uthaein warna woh he bat hojate hai k talib-ilm ki beizzati nhin hoti kyun k unki izzat he nhin hoti hai 
JAISE: ek misal hai k maujuda nasal urdu zaban k bajae angrazi bolne ko ziyada foqiyat dete hain jaise ap PAKISTAN ki kissi bhe mehfil mein kharay hojein aur tabadla khayal karne ki koshish karein tu siwae buzurgoun k hur mukhatib hone wala naujawan tabqa ya talib e ilm guftugu angrazi se shoro kareinge tu 2 ya 4 jumloun k bad urdu ki patri per ajate hain ya usk bur aks beyaqeeni k alam mein giriftar hojate hai or phir khasi INSULT FEEL karte hain,.... tu naseehat yeh k choti choti c beizzatyun ko control karein aur khud ka khoya howa waqar aur wo muqam hasi karein k beizzati apko beizzati lagay or izzat izzat .... : )

Usama Mustafa : Beizati k Bad k Asrat

Ghairat mand talib-e-ilm apni beizzati zara c kam he burdasht kar pata hai uski beizzati agar kissi bhe wajah se howe ho, Jaise: larki k hath ka thapper khana,baray behan bhayun ka top karna or khud fail hojana,buzurgoun ka namaz na parhne per khasi class leina,mohabbat mein nakami or beizzati sehna,apne dheelay dhalay huliye per,uljhay howe aur betarteeb wa Surhadein kharey kiye howe baloun per ustad ka ya phir kissi achay khair khuwa ka pyar se beizzat karna wagharah wagharah
Yeh sub beizzatiyan sehne k bad wo is nateeje per pohanchta hai k wo"mein ab bhe jiyunga or aise he rahounga"
Tu yeh himmat,taqat,hashmat,aitemad,yaqeen,khasa nazar ata hai aur wo is tarah k k behan bhai bhalay he top karte rehein wo fail he rehte hain bulke behan bhayun ko bhe apni tarbiyati camp ka hissa bana lete hain,mohabbat uska kia dosre se hojate hai,namaz k waqt buzurgoun k samne he nazar  nhin atay,or huliya wo tu janab or bigarte hain koi or desighn ya fashion apna k jaise lambay straight bal rakhna wagharah wagharah
TU BHALA GHAIRAT KAHIYE YA HUD DHARMI YEH TU AISE HE REHEINGAY OR DEKHEINGE .... :p

Saturday, April 05, 2014

Javeria Kamran :

Izat ane jane wali cheez hai, insan ko dheet hona chahiye khas tor se student life main. jab tak ap beizat nahi honge teacher se toh seekhenge kese :P aur wese bhi yeh toh har student ki soch hoti hai jab tak teacher beizat nahi kar rahay hain tab tak mauja he mauja aur jese he beizat hujatay hain toh next time k liye ek lesson mil jata kay "re kabira man ja" kay teri koi izaat nahi hai .

Usama Mustafa : Izzat Izzat Hai Aur Beizzati Beizzati

Beizzati or Izzat do alag alag alfaz hain per aj kal inka taluq ek dosre se kuch mukhtalif hai,maujuda naujawan talib-e-ilm mein izzat ka lafz tab istimal kia jata hai jub unki koii beizzati karta hai tu unk sathi baray he fakhar se kahte hain

"Arey aj tu tumhare bari tabiat se IZZAT hogae"
Tu bhala in do alfaz mein furq kia kareinge ab tu yehi pehchan hogae hai..

Arz kia hai :
Tu dil mein tu ata hai samjh mein nhin ata
Mein jan gaya tere pehchan yehi hai
Yani k ajkal in masoom se talib e ilm ki nazar mein beizzati or izzat mein koi furq nhin or kub bechare is ghalat fehmi se bahar nikleingay k bhai izzat izzat hoti hai aur beizzati beizzati ... : )